keep centered

I knew something like this was going to happen. See, this is why I still live in Idaho to take care of my friends when the big one happens. I thought the end would be a oh...maybe a volcano, or an earthquake, or herpes. Zombies were an unpleasant surprise, but I'm flexible.

I've put on a huge pot of soup and look forward to having you all move in with me.
You might want to bring your own sleeping bag just in case it's really crowded, oh and I hope you like bulgar wheat in your soup.