If you aren't a Zombie yet

[morgaina]

I knew something like this was going to happen. See, this is why I still live in Idaho to take care of my friends when the big one happens. I thought the end would be a oh...maybe a volcano, or an earthquake, or herpes. Zombies were an unpleasant surprise, but I'm flexible.

I've put on a huge pot of soup and look forward to having you all move in with me.
You might want to bring your own sleeping bag just in case it's really crowded, oh and I hope you like bulgar wheat in your soup.

Comments

[elfreda.livejournal.com]

If we can get a big truck or something, we might be able to make it... where's Arnie when we need him???

[copper-oxide.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a job for the unimog.

[parlor-games.livejournal.com]

I totally don't mind brains....er, I mean bulgar in my soup.

[copper-oxide.livejournal.com]

I thiiiink I'll put you in Gavin's old room. Yes, that sounds about right.

[gwen-the-potter.livejournal.com]

Pehaps a zombie with herpes...

[copper-oxide.livejournal.com]

eew, now that would really be gross.

[monkeybung.livejournal.com]

got any shotguns in your cache?

[copper-oxide.livejournal.com]

No, but I like using propane torches anyway.