A Christmas joke

That you can tell to your kids:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
"That's funny, I smell carrots too."

(drum roll please)


*I was looking for an excuse to use my Christmas icon.

A week Thursday

We are all supposed to dress up as celebreties at school.
I've narrowed my choices down to 3 possibilities with my abilities to impersonate them (I'm not ready to be Mick Jagger quite yet):

1) Beatrice Wood
a) hair in a bun (check)
b) sari (check)
c) beatific smile (working on it)
d) wrinkles (check)

2) Georgia O'Keefe
a) hair in a bun (check)
b) black skirt and blouse (check)
c) eyes that stare into the distance (working on it)
d) wrinkles (check)

3) Louise Nevelson
a) hair in a scarf (check)
b) three inch long false eyelashes (not sure)
c) gaze that can halt a charging bullet (check)
d) wrinkles (check)