Puppy the Critic

I installed much needed linoleum in the bathroom this weekend. Amby must think I'm incompetent. I couldn't get rid of him, he was right there in my way whenever I tried to do anything. He occasionally gave me advise in the form of putting his wet nose on bare skin when I wasn't expecting it. Once the advise was so cold I leaped up and cracked my head on a cupboard. He also barked hysterically whenever I used the vacuume cleaner to clean up bits and pieces. This was probably a comment on how seldom I vacuume in general. Then he left the ultimate criticism, a puddle on the new floor.