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Exerpt from Homer's Epigrams:
XIV. (23 lines)(ll. 1-23)
Potters, if you will give me a reward, I will sing for you. Come, then, Athena, with hand upraised over the kiln. Let the pots and all the dishes turn out well and be well fired: let them fetch good prices and be sold in plenty in the market, and plenty in the streets. Grant that the potters may get great gain and grant me so to sing to them. But if you turn shameless and make false promises, then I call together the destroyers of kilns, Shatter and Smash and Char and Crash and Crude bake who can work this craft much mischief. Come all of you and sack the kiln-yard and the buildings: let the whole kiln be shaken up to the potter's loud lament. As a horse's jaw grinds, so let the kiln grind to powder all the pots inside. And you, too, daughter of the Sun, Circe the witch, come and cast cruel spells; hurt both these men and their handiwork. Let Chiron also come and bring many Centaurs -- all that escaped the hands of Heracles and all that were destroyed: let them make sad havoc of the pots and over throw the kiln, and let the potters see the mischief and be grieved; but I will gloat as I behold their luckless craft. And if anyone of them stoops to peer in, let all his face be burned up, that all men may learn to deal honestly.

Date: 2007-07-26 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwen-the-potter.livejournal.com
Now I know why we make kiln gods...

Not so much with the grey areas, eh?

Date: 2007-07-26 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daedin.livejournal.com
Lordy...no pressure...

Date: 2007-07-26 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copper-oxide.livejournal.com
In addition I've occasionally considered throwing wheat to the wind after having been decended upon by Shatter and Smash and Char and Crash and Crude. ;-)

Re: Not so much with the grey areas, eh?

Date: 2007-07-26 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copper-oxide.livejournal.com
Yeah, it seems a little overkill.
....sending in the angry Centaurs :-)

Date: 2007-07-26 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asa-asa-asa.livejournal.com
Sounds to me like someone had a bad potter interaction and is a tad cranky! They did make some incredible stuff back then tho...

Date: 2007-07-26 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] de-foxley.livejournal.com
Woah! Don't want to get on the wrong side of this guy! Truly though, thanks for posting this tidbit. I saw it all in living colour as I read.

Date: 2007-07-26 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copper-oxide.livejournal.com
Heh, I could see it too. Especially the part about centaurs charging around my studio. And I thought a raccoon breaking and entering caused me trouble!

Date: 2007-07-26 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copper-oxide.livejournal.com
They did make some incredible stuff back then tho...

They must have been the ones who paid the protection money.
I wonder if other craftsmen were similarly cursed?

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