Amby is bad bad bad

[morgaina]

Would anyone like a used cocker spaniel?
I came home from work to find that he chewed and ripped a hole about the size of a cantalope in the middle of a sofa cushion.
I will drive him to the ends of AnTir to dump him off at a good, or semi-good home.

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[hrollaug.livejournal.com]

Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha... sorry, but it's sorta funny.

There is a reason all our dogs are kenneled. Well, OK, Dandi wouldn't (anymore) chew something up. Lotti is another story.

We had another dog, Baen. In many ways, he is the best behaved dog we have ever had. Only Ellen could not handle his weight, so we found a good home for him. We warned them that he was a chewer...

The husband left him in the front room for a time, while he went into the office... well Baen ate the couch, or at least all the cushions.

They still love him (he is a great dog), but he is kenneled now.

[copper-oxide.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is how these fuzzballs get off claiming to be our "best friend"?
Best friends do not eat best friend's furniture.
Meh.

[monkeybung.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. You don't mean that really, do you? He's so cuuuuuuute!

Have you considered kennel training? We kenneled Yakul until he got over the chewing thing. Now he has the run of the house and NEVER gets in trouble.